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Most inexplicable fling (or crush)

by » Darren

What a subject to use as my first submission. It could really go either way…

Lets see. i can think of many that are totally inexplicable. Here are my favourite 3!

» She ra- Princess of power. In 1985 (i think) a cartoon (yes.. i said cartoon) was launched that was a spin-off to the hugely sucessful He-man. Was called She ra. I’ll not mince words, she was hot! Blonde, Tall, Sporting a crisp white tennis skirt and the most powerful woman in the universe. How can you not have a crush on her? That’s kinda not inexplicable as… well, i just explained it!

» Catwoman. But not just any catwoman. Michelle Pfieffers catwoman. She played her in “Batman Returns” in 92. WOW! Theres something about a woman yeilding that much power, that much sexuality and that much instinc and self assuredness (Did i just make that word up??) The only problem, as you grow up you find that now all women are likely to don balck PVC and a whip, And the ones that do… You kinda wish they wouldnt!! Talk about disillusioned!

» But finally, the one that tops the list?? Justin Timberlake.. See dictionary definition- “Man Crush ~ When a straight man has a “crush” on another man, not sexual but kind of idolizing him”

Some close runners? - Elvira, Jem, Buffy the vampire slayer (what is it with me and this thing about women that could kill me?) and Anya (from the Buffy tv show… She had a fear of bunnies and was a 1000 year old ex demon… Anyone have the number of a good shrink?) Oh, and Sue Ellen Ewing.. Why? Because i think its awesome the way she makes her bottom lip quiver like that!!! And finally, an actual real person. Simone. was in my year at school. Ours was a pure love. trouble was, she didnt know it!! Inexplicible why?? Cos i cant explain it.. sheesh!