Oh ice cream boy
It’d been years since I saw you
Not a sad thing, really
As you’d grown rather ugly
You’d packed in your scoop
And started using words like “haterz” and “peeps”
You’d wear bandanas-I was embarrassed for you
Now I’m stuck with this niggling regret
(OH, your arms as you scooped; the flex in your neck!)
These days when i see you shooting hoops with your “posse”
how I wish I’d asked you out
for a drink
or some sausage.