Fallen Idol
by » Katie Puckrik
For one thing, Courtney Chapel was a preposterous name for a 22-year-old guy. I mean, “Courtney” sounded girly, “Chapel” sounded religious and the whole handle came off like a debutante-turned-hatmaker.
That’s why my teenage friends and I amped up the stupid name game and re-christened Courtney “Easter Island Head”, in honor of his monumentally long face [...]
For one thing, Courtney Chapel was a preposterous name for a 22-year-old guy. I mean, “Courtney” sounded girly, “Chapel” sounded religious and the whole handle came off like a debutante-turned-hatmaker.
That’s why my teenage friends and I amped up the stupid name game and re-christened Courtney “Easter Island Head”, in honor of his monumentally long face [...]
