Supreme Story Program

7th-grade perv

by » Catherine

We’re holding hands and walking down the middle-school hallway (in slow-motion).  He’s grinning that goofy-sideways grin and I’m smiling at every jealous girl I see.  “That’s right ladies,” I think “he’s mine.  Every mediocre-looking, your-mom-joke telling, 7th-grade-pervert inch of him.  He even has a lazy eye… “  *sigh* BRRRRRIIINNNGG!!!
Woops!  Thus ended another class and another [...]