http://www.supremestoryprogram.com Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:49:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://www.supremestoryprogram.com/fling-crush/john/ http://www.supremestoryprogram.com/fling-crush/john/#comments Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:48:07 +0000 Becky Bissegger http://www.supremestoryprogram.com/?p=108 I must tell about John, my best friend and confidante, until he wanted to discuss marriage, or have a make-out session. I was in love with our combined entity, he was in love with me.  We were both downstairs at a friend’s house one night, when he decided to engage us in his desired make-out session.  In the dark, while we lay on the carpet, he on me, as much as on the carpet, I felt him stretch his arm forward under the loveseat.  He stopped kissing me and said, “This feels like dog poo under here!”  My opportunity to return to “friendship” had arrived.  I quickly jumped up to turn on the lights.  Lo and behold, it in fact WAS dog poo, shed there much earlier, rather petrified, actually, by my friend’s beloved pupster.  We laughed til we were sick, and needless to say, the make-out session had gone to the dogs, so to speak.  I guess I figured we would remain in the state of friendship forever, or until I succumbed to his marital wishes.  I wasn’t quick enough!  How dare he marry someone else!

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